If I am ever put into a management position at a large corporation or institution, I am going to demand the proper title to go alongside it. And I don't mean pithy titles like "Vice President" or "Manager", or even some of that weird "Team Leader" whitewashing that Target loves to do. I demand titles like "Lord", "Duke", or "Baron"; as they are the only titles majestic enough to fit the supreme power and control that a feudal office possesses.